
☠️ ICH3 #57: “Manhole’s Malicious March” ☠️

☠️ ICH3 #57: “Manhole’s Malicious March” ☠️
Date: Friday, March 13, 2026
Meetup: 6:30 PM
On‑Out: 7:00 PM
Start: Inner Groove Brewing — Verona, PA
Hare: Sanitary Manhole (pray for us)
🎃 A Friday the 13th Trail… Again
Because once wasn’t enough, Sanitary Manhole is back to tempt fate, anger the spirits, and lead us into whatever cursed corners of Verona he’s been saving for a special occasion. Expect a trail that’s equal parts spooky, confusing, and deeply questionable.
If you hear footsteps behind you, it’s probably another hasher.
If you hear two sets of footsteps… well… that’s between you and the void.
🔪 What to Expect:
• A trail that feels like it was designed by someone who watched one horror movie and took all the wrong lessons
• Beer that may or may not ward off evil
• A Contra stop if the spirits allow it
• Sudden noises, suspicious shadows, and at least one moment where you question your life choices
• The haunting realization that Manhole is enjoying this way too much
👻 Theme:
Spooky Friday the 13th
Wear something eerie, cursed, unlucky, or just your normal hashing attire (which is often all of the above).
🍺 On‑After:
Back at Inner Groove unless we’re all dragged into the underworld or Verona’s zoning laws.
🪦 Final Notes:
• Bring a flashlight unless you trust Manhole with your safety
• Bring friends unless you want to be the first one picked off by whatever lurks in the alleys of Verona
• If you survive, you get bragging rights. If you don’t… well, at least you died doing something stupid with people you like
