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IC-Lite #24 “Tax Day? More Like Taxed Liver Day.”

April 15 @ 6:30 pm - 9:00 pm

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“Tax Day? More Like Taxed Liver Day.”

Hared by: Whoever owes the IRS the least emotional damage this year
Special Guest: Lips of Steel (yes, that one)

Meetup:

📍 Hemingway’s Café – Oakland
⏰ 6:30 PM gather, 7:00 PM-ish on-out (depending on how many hashers are still arguing about their refunds)

 

💸 The Theme: Tax Day Relief & Liver Audit

It’s April 15th — the day America collectively screams into the void — so the Iron City Hash House Harriers are doing what any responsible adult would: drinking about it.

Lips of Steel is rolling into town, and we’re honoring the occasion with a drinking practice, a pub crawl, and maybe — maybe — a light jog between bars if the spirit (or the hare) demands it. Think of it as cardio for your W‑2 soul.

 

🍻 What to Expect

  • A pub crawl through Oakland’s finest (and least financially audited) establishments
  • A trail that’s more “follow the bar tabs” than “follow the flour”
  • A hare who promises a light jog but will absolutely forget what “light” means after the second pitcher
  • A pack full of hashers who filed for an extension on their dignity
  • Lips of Steel doing whatever she does — which is usually legendary

 

🏃‍♂️ Trail Style

  • Walker-friendly
  • Runner-optional
  • Beer-mandatory
  • Checks, marks, and other trail features may appear if the hare remembers they exist
  • Expect Oakland chaos: students, scooters, questionable decisions

 

📍 Start & End

Start: Hemingway’s Café
End: Somewhere with alcohol. Probably intentionally.

 

🧾 Hash Cash:

NEVER.
We don’t pay taxes to the kennel and we’re not starting now.

 

🧠 Pro Tips

  • Bring ID — Oakland bars card like it’s a sport
  • Wear something breathable; you might actually jog
  • Hydrate between beers (or don’t, we’re not your accountant)
  • Virgins welcome — we’ll explain hashing traditions, but not tax law
  • Dogs welcome if they can handle Oakland nightlife
  • If you owe the IRS money, drink.
  • If you’re getting a refund, drink.
  • If you filed an extension, drink twice.

 

🗣️ Final Word

On-on to a night of fiscal irresponsibility, questionable cardio, and the triumphant return of Lips of Steel. Whether you’re drowning your tax sorrows or celebrating a refund, come join the pack for a night that’s guaranteed to be more fun than anything the IRS has ever given you.

On-out!
Iron City H3 – Drinking Club with a Running Problem™

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