Events
What You Can Expect (Scroll Down For the Calendar!)
The Iron City Hash House Harriers (ICH3) events offer a different kind of running experience. Rather than using pre-defined running routes that participants are expected to memorize, we mark our routes using baking flour, trail tape, or some other means of marking (i.e. mixing baking flour with colored chalk). All trail marks are explained prior to the start of an event. These events often have multiple re-group points (Beer stops), so the typical length is ~3 hours (Start to finish).
Trail markings sometimes require participants to solve which way is the correct way to go (such as at an intersection). Only one way is correct or “True” while the other ways are either marked as being false or marks are not present/run out. As a result, faster runners will naturally cover more distance by checking which way trail goes, while slower runners or walkers will be able to follow the correct route that has been determined by the other runners. If a trail is laid well, runners and walkers arrive to a beer stop within 10-15 mins of one another.
These events do not always end at the start location, but instead end at a location near (Point A to Point A+) or distant (Point A to Point B) to the start.

IC-Lite#19 I'll Finish Tomorrow @ Dad's Pub & Grub
IC-Lite trails are shorter with no beer stop. We get back early enough to eat, get some drinks & chat about trail without it getting too late.
True Trail will be 3-4 miles, but faster runners may find themselves running 5-6 miles
Bring a flashlight or head lamp
Show: 6:30 PM
Go: 7 PM

ICH3#44 Beets' take on Pie Day
Hey Y'inz,
I couldn't pass up on the opportunity to hare a trail on Pie Day!!! You can pre-lube with an Iron City and a slice of Pizza at the on out. I think there's a happy hour, but don't hold me to it.
Join us for another Friday not jog around the burgh.... There will be many cool highlights to see on trail, so bring your picture taking thingy. (The previous statement is highly subjective.)
As always, expect to be disappointed.
Bring a fleshlight, or a headlamp.... You do you. It's gonna get dark
Bring monies for contra stops.
Have a good appetite for beer.
Trail should be mostly fido friendly, but you may not be able to bring your dog into one of the contra stops.
Shiggy Factor = .69
Cum as you are.
We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table.
Bring Virgins. (new people N@)
We never charge hash cash.
Attendance is mandatory.
Meetup @ 06:30PM
On out @ 7PM

IC-Lite#18 Plea Barkin @ Squirrel Hill Cafe
Spring is cumming soon... It's time to bring back the IC-Lite trails....
They're shorter with no beer stop. We get back early enough to eat, get some drinks & chat about trail without it getting too late.
True Trail will be 3-4 miles, but faster runners may find themselves running 5-6 miles
Bring a flashlight or head lamp
Show: 6:30 PM
Go: 7 PM

ICH3#43 TLC’s 💘💝💌🎂🥳🎉 hash
Hear ye hear ye hear ye
Friday February 14th ICH3#43 will convene at Duke’s in Homestead
TLC will be hare-ing this one.
Cum on out to celebrate Galentines, Palentine’s, Valentines, TLC’s birthday, or even the fact that we all made it through another week.
Since this is a special occasion, cum out dressed in your finest V-day pink couture….
Special prize for the Hasher with the best themed attire.
Of course
Expect to be disappointed
Bring Virgins & a fleshlight.
It gets dark pretty early this time of year.
Have cash money for Contras & a good appetite for beer.
On after is yet TBD
Discuss amongst yourselves.
Meetup @ 6:30 pm
On out @ 7:00 pm

ICH3#42 Plea Barkin
Bring a fleshlight, or a headlamp.... You do you. It's gonna get dark
Always have some monies for contra’s
Have a good appetite for beer.
Shiggy = Undecided
Expect to be disappointitted.
Cum as you are.
We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table.
Bring Virgins. (new people N@)
We never charge hash cash.
Attendance is mandatory.
Meetup @ 06:30PM
On out @ 7PM
Any questions, like can I bring my dog, ask the hare....
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ICH3#41 - A happi X-mas miracle
Twas 2 days since Christmas missed,
and all the dead-beat dads have awoken to realize their baby momma is pissed.
Up and out they rushed to Walgreens
picking out squirt guns, action figures, and other novelties.
They arrived to learn that their christmas cheer had been replaced…
A new man, with gifts aplenty, asking mommy to sit on their face.
And just like these Dads or yore, KF weasel is better late than never as he shimmies down our metaphorical chimneys to deliver our much anticipated happi coats!! Come to this trail to claim them!!! (They will also be at future trails or able to be claimed directely from KF Weasel or others in misman - contact your local representative!)
As always, bring a flash light, bring virgins, and bring a THIRST for adventure (but mostly beer). Bring cash for start bar.
Meet up: 6:30 PM On-out: 7 PM

ICLiteH3 #17
Time to get into the Festive Season!! Wear something to get you into the holiday spirit - Santa suits, lights, tacky christmas sweaters, and Eggnog are encouraged!
True Trail will be 3-4 miles, but faster runners may find themselves running 5-6 miles
Bring a flashlight or head lamp
Show: 6:30 PM
Go: 7 PM

ICH3 #40 - Forty's and Shorty's
ICH3 is celebrating it’s 40th trail with an itinerary that’s sure to have you feeling middle aged, washed up, and looking for shorties

ICLiteH3 #16
True Trail will be 3-4 miles, but faster runners may find themselves running 5-6 miles
Bring a flashlight or head lamp
Show: 6:30 PM
Go: 7 PM

ICLiteH3 #15
It’s Spooky Season! Halloween Costumes are Encouraged!!
True Trail will be 3-4 miles, but faster runners may find themselves running 5-6 miles
Bring a flashlight or head lamp
Show: 6:30 PM
Go: 7 PM

IC Lite Running Club Rally w/ P3R
Running Club Rally - The Community Run
Join us for a morning of running, networking, and community at the Running Club Rally - The Community Run! This event will host many of our local running clubs for a unique opportunity to connect, meet fellow runners, and enjoy a shared passion for running.
Event Details:
Date: Saturday, October 5th, 2024
Time: Check-in opens at 7:30 AM and run begins at 8:00 AM
Location: P3R Headquarters 810 River Ave Pittsburgh, PA 15212
Event Highlights:
Local Running Clubs: Meet and run with many of your favorite local running clubs! It’s the perfect chance to network, make new friends, and see what each club has to offer if you’re a runner in the community.
Run Options: Choose from 3, 6, and 10-mile routes to suit your pace and distance preference.
Corporate Challenge: Discover more about our Corporate Challenge Program and learn how you can get involved!
Run for a Reason Charity Program: Interested in becoming a charity runner? Learn more about the program.
Local Gyms: Engage with local gyms, adding more ways to connect within the community.
Lucid Juice Post-Run Treat: Treat yourself to a delicious create-your-own acai bowl from Lucid Juice after your run!
4RUN2 Garage Sale: Don’t miss the chance to snag awesome deals at our on-site 4RUN2 Garage Sale, featuring exclusive merchandise and gear for runners of all levels.
Check-In: Check-in will begin at 7:30 AM.
Parking: Parking around the P3R building will be first come first served. Please give yourselves plenty of time to arrive and park. Street parking, while not guaranteed, will also be available.
We can't wait to hit the pavement with you and celebrate our vibrant running community. See you on October 5th!
Register @ https://raceroster.com/.../running-club-rally-the...
Attendance is Mandatory
Stay afterwards and go Dahntahn for Oktoberfest

ICH3# 39 - Beets the Shit Outta Oktoberfest @ Lorelei
Wear Lederhosen, a Drindl, or don't be festive and wear whatever you think is appropriate....
Bring a fleshlight, or a headlamp.... You do you. It's gonna get dark
Always have some monies for contra’s
Have a good appetite for beer.
Shiggy = Undecided
Expect to be disappointitted.
Cum as you are.
We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table.
Bring Virgins. (new people N@)
We never charge hash cash.
Attendance is mandatory.
Meetup @ 06:30PM
On out @ 7PM
On after is ______________
Any questions, like can I bring my dog, ask me later
🏃➡️🏃♀️➡️

ICH3 #38 - Sticky with Hope & Just Fritz
Bring a flashlight, or a headlamp.... You do you. It's gonna get dark
Always have some monies for contra’s
Have a good appetite for beer.
Shiggy = Undecided
Expect to be disappointitted.
Cum as you are.
We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table.
Bring Virgins. (new people N@)
We never charge hash cash.
Attendance is mandatory.
Meetup @ 06:30PM
On out @ 7PM
On after is @ Just Fritz's Rectory
Who has a Rectory? Just Fritz does...
Foodstuffs, more adult beverages, and possibly some tap water will be made available at the on after.
Any questions, like can I bring my dog, ask the hares....
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Yinz can park on the lot across the street from the Mission Street pumping station, and hoof it over to Garvey's for pre-trail beverages

ICLiteH3 #14
True Trail will be 3-4 miles, but faster runners may find themselves running 5-6 miles
Bring a flashlight or head lamp
Show: 6:30 PM
Go: 7 PM

ICH3 #37 - Snatch Rabbit
Start Location is Posted!
Bring a headlamp, maybe some monies for contra’s, and a good appetite for beer.
Expect to be disappointtted.
Cum as you are. We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table.
Bring Virgins.
We never charge hash cash.
Attendance is mandatory.
Meetup @ 06:30PM
On out @ 7PM

ICH3 #36 - KF Weasel & Diaper Dan @ Hazelwood!!! Part Deux
KF Weasel and Diaper Dan will be laying the other half of trail that we all mutiny’d out of last time. Will it be another 10 mile trail in disguise that we give up on or will these gents finally finish??
Bring a headlamp, maybe some monies for contra’s, and a good appetite for beer.
Expect to be disappointtted.
Cum as you are. We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table.
Bring Virgins.
We never charge hash cash.
Attendance is mandatory.
Meetup @ 06:30PM
On out @ 7PM

P3R Marathon Opening day
This is Technically IC Lite #13 because TLC is a lazy and forgetful wank
We’ll be attending P3R Marathon Opening day. This is a great opportunity for us to bring in new people to ICH3, so wear all your habberdashery and get ready to make friends (or probably enemies)
The block party and run start are located on Federal Street, adjacent to PNC park (Near Mike’s Beer Bar).
You have to REGISTER for this one because it’s P3R’s event and they have some waivers you gotta sign. Registration link is here
Short run options of 1 mile or 5K.
Run is on out @ 6:15PM
Hosted by P3R.
Block party for the duration with food & Drink Specials, giveaways and more....
So TLC forgot that his momma is in town on 8/16 so we've consolidated the IC Lite scheduled for that day to now. There will be Flour on the ground for this event!
On after, Drinking practice @ Mike's Beer bar
Attendance is mandatory

ICLiteH3 #12
I’ll Finish Tomorrow (IFT) will be haring this one!
We’ll start out of Belvedere’s and Finish at Mezcal (4123 Butler St)
True Trail will be 3-4 miles, but faster runners may find themselves running 5-6 miles
Show: 6:30 PM
Go: 7 PM

ICH3 #35 - Gerry's Sanitary Manhole
Hare: Sanitary Manhole
Co-Hare: Premature Evacuation
Start and end is at 232 Neilson Ave 15238
Bring lights, cash for contra stops, possibly a dry change of shoes and a camp chair to hang by a fire pit. Oh, Premature Evacuation plans to cook something for after, might be Manhole's weiners, maybe more, so don't be late to on out because you were sitting in the Wendy's drive thru.
Bring Virgins
We never charge hash cash
Attendance is mandatory
Meetup @ 06:30PM
On out @ 7PM

ICLiteH3 #11
True Trail will be 3-4 miles, but faster runners may find themselves running 5-6 miles
Show: 6:30 PM
Go: 7 PM

ICH3 #33 - Pter-her-dactyl & Plea Barkin Celebrate Flag Day
Bring a headlamp, maybe some monies for contra’s, and a good appetite for beer.
Expect to be disappointed.
Cum as you are. We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table.
Bring Virgins.
We never charge hash cash.
Attendance is mandatory.
Meetup @ 06:30PM?On out @ 7PM

ICLiteH3 #10
Plea Barkin will be Haring this one!
True Trail will be 3-4 miles, but faster runners may find themselves running 5-6 miles
Show: 6:30 PM
Go: 7 PM

ICLiteH3 #9
Location Change because TLC wants to hit up a happy hour here with the Pitt Engineers before Trail
True Trail will be 3-4 miles, but faster runners may find themselves running 5-6 miles
Show: 6:30 PM
Go: 7 PM

ICH3#32 A Song of Fireworks and Balls
KF Weasel wants to take us out to the ball game! You may see some fireworks on trail, you may see a body part. Either way, you’ll be disappointed ;)
Bring a headlamp, maybe some monies for contra’s, and a good appetite for beer.
Expect to be disappointed.
Cum as you are. We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table.
Bring Virgins.
We never charge hash cash.
Attendance is mandatory.
Meetup @ 7PM On out @ 7:30PM

ICLiteH3 #8
True Trail will be 3-4 miles, but faster runners may find themselves running 5-6 miles
Show: 6:30 PM
Go: 7 PM

ICH3#31 - ICH3 3rd Analversary & Kiss Lips Goodbye!
Hard to believe that it has been 3 years since some of us half minds grew impatient and decided to form our own kennel forever more known as the Iron City Hash House Harriers. On that fateful Saturday afternoon in May, we gathered in Etna and proceeded on our first journey together including lessons in how to street park, wandering over shiggy from bar to bar, an odd naming, and a baptism times three!
Come celebrate at the original start at Porky’s Bar and Grill on 36 Bridge St, Etna. This will also be a fond farewell for Iron City founder, Lips of Steel and her partner Tumble Cry, as they venture South for sunnier skys! There will be two contra stops and one beer stop, so bring cash and id for you younger looking folks.
Other recommendations - Bug Spray (personal tick checks may happen at the on after) headlamp/flashlight (we will go dark places) dry bag/shoes/socks( we will go wet places) PM the hares if you have any questions. Remember attendance is mandatory, Bring virgins and we don’t charge hash cash.
Meetup @ 06:30PM
On out @ 7PM

IC-Lite H3#7
I’ll Finish Tomorrow from ICH3 will be haring a lovely false spring trail through Frick Park!
True Trail will be 3-4 miles, but faster runners may find themselves running 5-6 miles
Bring a flashlight or head lamp
Show: 6:30 PM
Go: 7 PM

ICH3 #30 Plea Barkin Takes us to the Fieldhouse
Plea Barkin has a great trail planned, More details to cum....
Contrary to what you may think about the on our location, there is a bar there.
Bring Virgins
Bring monies for Contra stops
We never charge hash cash
Attendance is mandatory
Meetup @ 06:30PM
On out @ 7PM

IC-Lite H3#6
True Trail will be 3-4 miles, but faster runners may find themselves running 5-6 miles
Bring a flashlight or head lamp
Show: 6:30 PM
Go: 7 PM

IC-Lite H3#5
True Trail will be 3-4 miles, but faster runners may find themselves running 5-6 miles
Bring a flashlight or head lamp
Show: 6:30 PM
Go: 7 PM

ICH3 #29 Asscavator Digs Greensburg
ICH3 # 29 Asscavator digs Greensburg
Bring a headlamp, maybe some monies for contra’s, and a good appetite for beer.
Expect to be disappointed.
Cum as you are. We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table.
Bring Virgins.
We never charge hash cash.
Attendance is mandatory.
Meetup @ 6:30PM
On out @ 7PM