Events
What You Can Expect (Scroll Down For the Calendar!)
The Iron City Hash House Harriers (ICH3) events offer a different kind of running experience. Rather than using pre-defined running routes that participants are expected to memorize, we mark our routes using baking flour, trail tape, or some other means of marking (i.e. mixing baking flour with colored chalk). All trail marks are explained prior to the start of an event. These events often have multiple re-group points (Beer stops), so the typical length is ~3 hours (Start to finish).
Trail markings sometimes require participants to solve which way is the correct way to go (such as at an intersection). Only one way is correct or “True” while the other ways are either marked as being false or marks are not present/run out. As a result, faster runners will naturally cover more distance by checking which way trail goes, while slower runners or walkers will be able to follow the correct route that has been determined by the other runners. If a trail is laid well, runners and walkers arrive to a beer stop within 10-15 mins of one another.
These events do not always end at the start location, but instead end at a location near (Point A to Point A+) or distant (Point A to Point B) to the start.
ICH3#41 - A happi X-mas miracle
Twas 2 days since Christmas missed,
and all the dead-beat dads have awoken to realize their baby momma is pissed.
Up and out they rushed to Walgreens
picking out squirt guns, action figures, and other novelties.
They arrived to learn that their christmas cheer had been replaced…
A new man, with gifts aplenty, asking mommy to sit on their face.
And just like these Dads or yore, KF weasel is better late than never as he shimmies down our metaphorical chimneys to deliver our much anticipated happi coats!! Come to this trail to claim them!!! (They will also be at future trails or able to be claimed directely from KF Weasel or others in misman - contact your local representative!)
As always, bring a flash light, bring virgins, and bring a THIRST for adventure (but mostly beer). Bring cash for start bar.
Meet up: 6:30 PM On-out: 7 PM
ICH3 #40 - Forty's and Shorty's
ICH3 is celebrating it’s 40th trail with an itinerary that’s sure to have you feeling middle aged, washed up, and looking for shorties
ICH3# 39 - Beets the Shit Outta Oktoberfest @ Lorelei
Wear Lederhosen, a Drindl, or don't be festive and wear whatever you think is appropriate....
Bring a fleshlight, or a headlamp.... You do you. It's gonna get dark
Always have some monies for contra’s
Have a good appetite for beer.
Shiggy = Undecided
Expect to be disappointitted.
Cum as you are.
We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table.
Bring Virgins. (new people N@)
We never charge hash cash.
Attendance is mandatory.
Meetup @ 06:30PM
On out @ 7PM
On after is ______________
Any questions, like can I bring my dog, ask me later
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ICH3 #38 - Sticky with Hope & Just Fritz
Bring a flashlight, or a headlamp.... You do you. It's gonna get dark
Always have some monies for contra’s
Have a good appetite for beer.
Shiggy = Undecided
Expect to be disappointitted.
Cum as you are.
We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table.
Bring Virgins. (new people N@)
We never charge hash cash.
Attendance is mandatory.
Meetup @ 06:30PM
On out @ 7PM
On after is @ Just Fritz's Rectory
Who has a Rectory? Just Fritz does...
Foodstuffs, more adult beverages, and possibly some tap water will be made available at the on after.
Any questions, like can I bring my dog, ask the hares....
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Yinz can park on the lot across the street from the Mission Street pumping station, and hoof it over to Garvey's for pre-trail beverages
ICH3 #37 - Snatch Rabbit
Start Location is Posted!
Bring a headlamp, maybe some monies for contra’s, and a good appetite for beer.
Expect to be disappointtted.
Cum as you are. We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table.
Bring Virgins.
We never charge hash cash.
Attendance is mandatory.
Meetup @ 06:30PM
On out @ 7PM
ICH3 #36 - KF Weasel & Diaper Dan @ Hazelwood!!! Part Deux
KF Weasel and Diaper Dan will be laying the other half of trail that we all mutiny’d out of last time. Will it be another 10 mile trail in disguise that we give up on or will these gents finally finish??
Bring a headlamp, maybe some monies for contra’s, and a good appetite for beer.
Expect to be disappointtted.
Cum as you are. We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table.
Bring Virgins.
We never charge hash cash.
Attendance is mandatory.
Meetup @ 06:30PM
On out @ 7PM
ICH3 #35 - Gerry's Sanitary Manhole
Hare: Sanitary Manhole
Co-Hare: Premature Evacuation
Start and end is at 232 Neilson Ave 15238
Bring lights, cash for contra stops, possibly a dry change of shoes and a camp chair to hang by a fire pit. Oh, Premature Evacuation plans to cook something for after, might be Manhole's weiners, maybe more, so don't be late to on out because you were sitting in the Wendy's drive thru.
Bring Virgins
We never charge hash cash
Attendance is mandatory
Meetup @ 06:30PM
On out @ 7PM
ICH3 #33 - Pter-her-dactyl & Plea Barkin Celebrate Flag Day
Bring a headlamp, maybe some monies for contra’s, and a good appetite for beer.
Expect to be disappointed.
Cum as you are. We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table.
Bring Virgins.
We never charge hash cash.
Attendance is mandatory.
Meetup @ 06:30PM?On out @ 7PM
ICH3#32 A Song of Fireworks and Balls
KF Weasel wants to take us out to the ball game! You may see some fireworks on trail, you may see a body part. Either way, you’ll be disappointed ;)
Bring a headlamp, maybe some monies for contra’s, and a good appetite for beer.
Expect to be disappointed.
Cum as you are. We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table.
Bring Virgins.
We never charge hash cash.
Attendance is mandatory.
Meetup @ 7PM On out @ 7:30PM
ICH3#31 - ICH3 3rd Analversary & Kiss Lips Goodbye!
Hard to believe that it has been 3 years since some of us half minds grew impatient and decided to form our own kennel forever more known as the Iron City Hash House Harriers. On that fateful Saturday afternoon in May, we gathered in Etna and proceeded on our first journey together including lessons in how to street park, wandering over shiggy from bar to bar, an odd naming, and a baptism times three!
Come celebrate at the original start at Porky’s Bar and Grill on 36 Bridge St, Etna. This will also be a fond farewell for Iron City founder, Lips of Steel and her partner Tumble Cry, as they venture South for sunnier skys! There will be two contra stops and one beer stop, so bring cash and id for you younger looking folks.
Other recommendations - Bug Spray (personal tick checks may happen at the on after) headlamp/flashlight (we will go dark places) dry bag/shoes/socks( we will go wet places) PM the hares if you have any questions. Remember attendance is mandatory, Bring virgins and we don’t charge hash cash.
Meetup @ 06:30PM
On out @ 7PM
ICH3 #30 Plea Barkin Takes us to the Fieldhouse
Plea Barkin has a great trail planned, More details to cum....
Contrary to what you may think about the on our location, there is a bar there.
Bring Virgins
Bring monies for Contra stops
We never charge hash cash
Attendance is mandatory
Meetup @ 06:30PM
On out @ 7PM
ICH3 #29 Asscavator Digs Greensburg
ICH3 # 29 Asscavator digs Greensburg
Bring a headlamp, maybe some monies for contra’s, and a good appetite for beer.
Expect to be disappointed.
Cum as you are. We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table.
Bring Virgins.
We never charge hash cash.
Attendance is mandatory.
Meetup @ 6:30PM
On out @ 7PM
TLC's Jesus Year Birthday Trail
TLC invites you all to another shit-laid trail. Is it another darkside in disguise? Another trail that causes half the pack to get lost? Would you be better off staying at home, masterbating, and down-downing a pint of Ben & Jerry’s?
The answer to all of these questions is yes, but sometimes don’t we all need a little TLC on a Friday night?
Remember to bring a flashlight because I plan on fucking with you well into the evening.
Bring Virgins
We never charge hash cash
Attendance is mandatory
Meetup @ 06:30PM
On out @ 7PM
ICH3#27 - IFT's Birthday Trail
IFT has a marvelous evening complete with beer, dive bars, and typical hash shenanigans for all attendees. This will be her birthday hash so bring Gifs, a fleshlight, money for contras, a good attitude, and maybe a light jacket. (It’s January after all)
Start will be at Inner Groove (751 E Railroad Ave, Verona, PA 15147)