Hey Y'inz,

I couldn't pass up on the opportunity to hare a trail on Pie Day!!! You can pre-lube with an Iron City and a slice of Pizza at the on out. I think there's a happy hour, but don't hold me to it.

Join us for another Friday not jog around the burgh.... There will be many cool highlights to see on trail, so bring your picture taking thingy. (The previous statement is highly subjective.)

As always, expect to be disappointed.

Bring a fleshlight, or a headlamp.... You do you. It's gonna get dark

Bring monies for contra stops.

Have a good appetite for beer.

Trail should be mostly fido friendly, but you may not be able to bring your dog into one of the contra stops.

Shiggy Factor = .69

Cum as you are.

We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table.

Bring Virgins. (new people N@)

We never charge hash cash.

Attendance is mandatory.

Meetup @ 06:30PM

On out @ 7PM